I could not resist! " XDDD
to my neighbor came to the guest! She stands in the kitchen kneads salad, he sits on a chair ...
"I vydti? "- says her drugan-chushok,
She:" Not yet! "
after 6 minutes.
"And now, come out!"
Me: "Alex, you cook him a surprise?"
Alex: "No, I cook an egg! "
Self o___O?!"
Alex: "He vegetarinets not eat any meat or animal products! He can not see how I'm going to break the egg! "
Me: "Yes, poor dead eggs .... You still on the plate a lot of dead lettuce and tomato dead! And by the way, I think I'll be the best companion for him in this case "(and as everyone knows, I am the master of meat processing)
Alex:" Did not you say anything! "
Frau Finsternis broke into hysterical laughter and washed the dishes, so God forbid, do not begin a story about the biggest massacre in Europe, where I worked with an incredible pleasure!
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